Well, I met this lady
And I told her quite a story
Said I'd love her forever more
But the trouble is
I tell the same ol' story
To every girl that walks through the door
It's the Slickster talkin' at ya, honey
Yeeaahh!
Well, first they love me
And then they don't
Sometimes they do it
And sometimes they won't
So I said to this girl
Hey, you, get out
And she got to a peed (?)
And began to shout
You're a jive soul bro
A jive soul bro
And you're always lyin' to you friends
You're a jive soul bro
A jive soul bro
And you'll never get nothin' in the end
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, ladies?
This is the Slickster talkin' to ya
I don't do nothin' but tell the truth
Heh, heh, heh, heh
Well, they thought this dude might learn a lesson
But I didn't learn a thing at all
Late last night I was out there messin'
With a lady that was seven feet tall