He seemed shy and so confused
Now that he's older, he's last year's news
She is looking for somebody fresh and young
She is looking for someone less miserable
She's looking for somebody better
Much better than Eddie Vedder
His pictures used to line her locker
But they don't hang there any longer
She has gone and she has burned them all
Eddie comes crashing down from her bathroom wall
And now she's looking for somebody cuter
Someone much fun who rides a scooter
Eddie hides his face under a joke shop mask
Eddie, you missed the grade, you failed the test