Pulled a muscle
I popped a joint
My useless body
Is falling apart
I used to be limber
I used to have finesse
Now I'm just a pencil neck
But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
Coming off the uneven bars
Saw my chiropractor
My question he did answer
Said you better take care
I better get some Medicare
I'm not getting younger
So said my doctor
I'm no spring chicken pigeon
But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like ElfieSchlegel
Doing her floor exercise routine