Well, he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
And suddenly he is, he's just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must have thought, must have
Well, he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill
Someone jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack
On the head with his enormous wooden, brown wooden spoon
Where do you think, where do you think he's going with her
Handbag, handbag
Well, he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
And suddenly he is, he's just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must have thought, must have thought
Must have thought, must have thought