Hello
An always happy guy
As a matter of fact
I would say I'm criminative
Actually I'm so negative I don't even tolerate other peoples negativity
I'm like a black hole of negative force, waiting to suck you in
And let you drown in a bottomless sea of jade and disgust
Stay away from me or I will consume all that positive energy of yours
And transform it into the pure thick black petrol of hate fueling my appetite for chaos
And profound depression
Erasing one by one the smiles on each and every single happy child's face
Disintegrating every trace of life inside of you
Until all that's left is an empty and flat poverty of your former self
Drenched into the soul-consuming juice of cynicism