Was on a date with a beautiful dame
Flirting, setting my trap.
Was getting ready to make a move
When I dropped my drink in her lap.
I went... and she was turning red
I said... and then she lost her head
She screamed... I thought What the hell?
She left... and I was saved by the bell.
She went
Bananas
She went
Bananas
Sometimes I wish I'd stayed in bed
All right
I catched up outside her joint and I begged her to come inside
She said I need to change my clothes so shape up, and give me a ride
We pulled up outside her house and I thought here comes my break
I placed a hand on her knee and BOY, was that a mistake
She said... and she was turning red
I said... and then she lost her head
She screamed... and then I hit the floor
I heard... and then she slammed the door
Sometimes I wish I'd stayed in bed
Wish I was somewhere else instead