In the heart of a deep dark forest
In a small county in the north of England
In a darkened room inside that cottage
A flickering mixing desk pulsates
Next to the mixing desk lie Spray
Spray are a pop group
Spray despair at the world
Its disappointments, its lethargy, its banality and its hypocrisy
But it hasn't helped
Their own lethargy and hypocrisy will become very clear
This album contains contradictions disguised as irony
But don't be fooled
Spray are trying to help you
I'm Jane Badler and I endorse this message