STACY: They think I'm no one
I don't have a name
But I wanna live forever
Just like in Fame
(But not as depressing;
I hear the remake is better)
Two weeks in the business
Still got no breaks
The people all say I'll never
Have what it takes
But I can't lose
I've paid my dues
Ten dollar solo
Worth every dime
My path is so steep
But, my god, Joss is cheap
And doesn't mind wasting your time
See the bad-horse-Jump into frame
They tell me I'm not ready
To get in the game
But I'll show them
My ATM
Ten dollar solo
Not bad so far
There's internal rhyme
Although not every instance
and the meter is occasionally
a little bit bizarre
They say Hollywood is heartless
And only the strongest survive
But I like it plenty
I gave Joss a twenty
And got back a dream and two fives
So here comes my
NEIL: Ten dollar solo - Solomente, baby!
STACY: No, this is my scene
NEIL: Your scene, I've seen your scene
STACY: You're wonderful, Neil
But Joss made me a deal.
NEIL: Suck it, I gave him fifteen! Yeah, yeah, yeeeeeaahhhh!
STACY & NEIL: Ten dollar lame-o
STACY: Are those the words now?
STACY & NEIL: How could I (you) know
That Joss pays his debt
With this cheesy duet
When you stoop so low
Then you say so long