You won't sleep on your tummy
You won't sleep on your back
We're quite a kooky couple, you'll agree
We share some hands and fingers
And yet, the feeling lingers
We're just about as different as anyone could be
You like plotting a garden, and I like plotting to kill
You think that you should rule the world, I think books
are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire's swell
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
And you have no friends, hey that's a surprise
I guess it's plain to see
when you look at you and me
we're different
different
as can be
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl! I'm the darkest of lords!
I'm the brightest professor here, I've won several awards
My new world is about to unfold
You got beat by a two year old
I'll kill him this time through and through
Or you might just give him another tattoo
You really must agree
when you look at you and me
we're different
different
as can-
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
(Prevails!)
Part of that world goes to you
When I rule the world I'll plant flowers
When I rule the world I'll have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, a fleet of dementors, and
giants, and
thestrals, and all my Death Eaters!
(And Jane Austen novels)
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha