Stoop Kids pardon my insolence

If I don't get out of here
I will surely die
If I don't get out of here
I will surely die
I live my whole if on a screen gazin' helplessly
These nicotine pixels make me fiend viciously
The twenty-first century has bested me
And my generation has arrested me
I eat a digital sandwich, 'cuz I'm watchin' my weight
My life is so frantic from possible status updates
Why do I scry my life for people I don't like
And subscribe to your vibe, because I knew your brother, Mike
A metropolis in the clouds
Sounds great from the crowds
But the mayor knows how life on the ground will be from now
A bleak and bland representation
Of a cold and contagious digital nation
If I don't get out of here
I will surely die