I've got this new anxiety
‘Bout something that you cannot see
It's something that's been bugging me
Since I don't know man, I can't say how long
These questions that she's asking you
Now what am I supposed to do
Don't know why she's asking you
These questions ‘bout yours truly's derrière
So just
Sit back
Take a chill
Relax, ‘cause
Everybody loves a fuzzy butt!
Went to get your hair a trim
I guess that's when she got it in
Askin' first, How are of been
And then she asked you something very strange
It happened oh so long ago
And what she's thinkin' I don't know
I see you everywhere I go
And when I do, I always stop and smile
So just
Sit back
Take a chill
Relax, ‘cause
Everybody loves a fuzzy butt!
I've got this new anxiety
‘Bout something you don't wanna see
It's something that's been bugging me
Since I don't know man, I can't say how long
These questions that she's asking you
Now what am I supposed to do
I don't know why she's asking you
These questions ‘bout yours truly's derrière
So just
Sit back
Take a chill
And relax, because
Everyone loves a fuzzy butt