If I won't be able
To hold a good conversation
If I feel big and ballooning
If I turn up today
If I, I can't be appreciated
I won't be appreciated at all
And if I look red and confusing
Well, I am all of the above
'Cause I've been feeding the witches
Feeding them straw
Feeding the witches, the witches
The witches who live next door
You'd think, they'd have no milk, they'd have no honey
You'd think, they would prefer petroleum
You'd think, they'd have rats' eyes not like Aunt Sally
Yeah, you'd think they wouldn't smile just like your mum
Since I've been feeding the witches
Feeding them straw
I am falling for witches, the witches
Who live next door
They live next door, they live next door
If I start wrong
Too drunk to continue
And if I can't shout
I can't do things I used to
I'll be joining the witches
Feeding them straw
I'll be feeding the witches, the witches
Yes, I'll be joining the witches
Feeding them straw
I'll be joining the witches
The witches who live next door
Who live next door, they live next door
They live next door, live next door
Live next door
Yes, they live next
Sure they live next
Sure they live, yes
Yes, sure they live
Yes, they live, yeah