Teddy Kempner snoopy song

Sit up
lay down
roll over
play dead
Sit up
lay down, roll over, play dead,
Sit up, lay down roll over play dead.
Who wants to chase rabbits?
Who wants to fetch sticks?
Who wants to lay down and play dead?
Who wants to do tricks?
Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead.
Who wants to bake biscuits?
That doesn't seem right,
Who wants to be told that his bark is worst than his bite?!
Who wants to eat dog food? It tastes like it sounds,
Who wants to be one of the pack,
and run with the hounds?
Not me that's who, got better things to do!
Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead
Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead
Why doesn't Snoopy do what you tell him, Charlie Brown?
He is your dog isn't he, Charlie Brown
And you are his master, which means he's supposed to do what you tell him.
Isn't he supposed to do what you tell him?
Sometimes I think he doesn't know his place,
If he was my dog and he didn't do what I told him,
You know what I'd do Charlie Brown?
Ask me what I'd do, Charlie Brown
What would you do, Lucy?
I'd trade him in for a couple of goldfish, that's what I'd do!
Why don't you give some serious thought to doing exactly that
Well, why don't you answer?!
I'm thinking.
He wouldn't dare
I wonder what would happen if I traded him in for a cat!
I'd love to chase rabbits,
I'd love to fetch sticks,
I'd gladly lay down and play dead,
Who puts a roof over my head?
Who butters most sides of my bread?
Look kids, I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm dying!
Come on, let's get out of here
Here, Snoopy!
You called?