She would never believe
What she was told in school
All of their history
And their geography
Better to read Patti Smith
& Simone de Beauvoir
To know how things are...
That girl, that girl has a second degree in the language of cool
That girl, that girl had a copy of Her Jazz when she was at school
She likes to play Suzy Quattro
While she sits and reads
Bought it at Woolworths
For one pound fifty
She knows the record was made
Long before she was born
But it speaks to her
Louder than Korn
That girl, that girl knows all there is to know about record sleeve art
That girl, that girl thinks Yoko is a hero, Lennon was a tart
Her record collection
Separates women from men
Sometimes she lets them mingle
Then breaks it up again
That girl, that girl knows all there is to know about record sleeve art
That girl, that girl thinks that Travis are boring, Le Tigre are smart