I love a lassie
She's cute and very classy
Her punim is so sassy
Her voice it is too brassy
She loved Haile Selassie
And films with Raymond Massey
Beans and cabbage make her gassy
Her Beamer's got a chassis
I dance on the roof of a Hummer
Because my love's been called a bummer
From Winter until next summer
Her blubber's made of rubber
And I sing hubba-hubba
Like a lovesick landlubber!!!