The Adventures of Duane & Brando bike

Ridin' on my bicycle.
This feeling's really neat!
I've got a banana seat!
Well howdy folks, I got a card in my spokes!
This bicycle was free, that ain't no joke.
Even the Boss of Burglin' Park is jealous of my ride.
There's no pegs in the back bitch, check the side.
This ain't a motherfuckin' taxi, don't even try!