You catch his eye, from across the room you catch his eye
You think âoh my, heâs got quite the beard, oh myâ
And now you want to but you canât look away
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey
And now you find yourself walking his way
Hey hey
You should consider having sex with a bearded man
Youâre getting these feelings that you canât understand
(Sex with a bearded man)
You think you canât but you can
Donât try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight
Donât be scared, his beard is soft to the touch, donât be scared
You get some hair, in your mouth when you kiss him you get some hair
Youâve never been with a man like him before
But each time you look at that beard, you want it more
And now heâs asking you, âmy place or yours?â
Good lord
You are about to have sex with a bearded man
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands
(Sex with a bearded man)
This wasnât part of the plan
Donât try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight
And now you grab him by his facial hair
Heâs got some food stuck in his beard but you donât care
You say ârub that beard on me everywhereâ
Oh yeah
Now it appears youâre having sex with a bearded man
His sweaty beard is drips like a watering can
(Sex with a bearded man)
Just take your life in your hands, and ride that bearded man
And heâll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair on your bedside
And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my
Congratulations youâve had sex with a bearded man
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- The Beard Album
- Ten Long Years, One Long Beard
- Beards Beards Beards
- Having a Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard
- Having a Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard (Bonus Track...
- Depthcharge 11
- Bluesfest 2013
- You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man
- Triple J: Like a Version, Volume 7
- Triple J - Like a Version 7
- Beards
- The Beards
- All the Bearded Ladies