It took a few packed bags and a few slammed doors
It took a false, false smile with a septic pause
From my plastic moustache to your clip-on claws
(In other words I hate you)
It took a thousand fights with a thousand draws
It took a blinkered vision for a long lost cause
As Romeo leaves to light applause
(And softly says I hate you)
My attitude leaves a lot to be desired
My fashion sense has never been quite right
But I'd rather live in drainpipes
Than with friends that I've acquired
(In so many words I hate you)
Those winter nights just spent indoors
That criminal fizz in the drink he pours
We smooch all night to the theme from Jaws
(In other words I hate you)
What's yours is mine and mine is yours
A screaming for a get out clause
Here's the man with a thousand mother-in-laws
(In other words I hate you)
My looks leave a lot to be desired
My music taste has never been the trend
But me and Perry Como, well our patience has expired
In so many words I hate you
- :
- Superbi
- Dumb
- Gold
- Gold Diggas, Head Nodders & Pholk Songs
- Carry On up the Charts: The Best of the Beautiful South
- Quench
- Blue Is the Colour
- Miaow
- 0898 Beautiful South
- Choke
- Welcome to the Beautiful South
- Gaze
- Miscellaneous
- Painting It Red
- Non-Album Releases
- Total Hits Vol. 2
- 100 Essential Hits Vol. 2
- 100 Essential Love Songs (Online version)
- This Is The Sound Of...80s
- Soup