So listen up
I went clubbing last night with Amy
This super hot guy came up to me
And asked for my number
And I was like oh my goodchie!
So guess what!
I gave him my phone and we were like chattin' all night
So after the party we hooked up again
And I took him home
We jumped in bed and fucked
All night! But guess what!
He didn't even finish
However, I woke up this morning
He was gone, so was my watch
So was my phone, and my...
Hold up, hold up, hold up!
Get to the point!
Hmmm, do you know what time it is?
Jelly time!