The Kazoo Funk Orchestra lizards on the back porch

Now there was this girl
Who liked to live on the edge of reason
She looked like sweet heaven
A beauty to the eyes
Make no mistake
This girl was no angel
A cold blooded minder f**ker
She eat you up like a dog
In walked this stranger
Ain't no tall dark handsome f**ker
He's a bulldog in the face
And a brain of brick
He gave me the money
And he said, do it honey
But his kiss turned my stomach
And I was sick
Last time I saw him
He smashed up my bedroom
I waited till he turned round for more
And I pulled out my pistol
And aimed for his whistle
Hey stupid get the f**k out of my door