The night porter - He ain't got no heart
No joking when you're out after dark
Rude thoughts inside his little head
Bet he'd like to tuck you up in bed
Oh baby let me turn on your light
Cos I'm a big boy and I can stay up all night
And after all, you've come a long way too
So sweet and tender it'll be with you
And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe
Just say the word and there'll be no panic
If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence
And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!
Oh baby do you know how I feel?
Won't you let me take you out for a meal
And when it's over we can jump on a bus
Take me home and I won't make a fuss
And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe
Just say the word and there'll be no panic
If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence
And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!