There's a lot of drinks, on sale behind the bar.
And whatever you choose,
Tells us, who you really are.
But you'll never go one better,
Than a wetter pint of bitter.
'Cos a better pint of bitter,
Is the Perfect pint!
You can pull a pint,
And drink a pint,
And knock one back.
I can have one wi' ya,
And then, I'm gonna get you one back!
But you'll never go one better,
Than a wetter pint of bitter.
'Cos a better pint of bitter,
Is the Perfect pint!