Lazy Sunday
Slept right through my alarm
Activate Siri and say âCall Parnsâ
Who dis?
Itâs me, man
Yo Samberg, kick fast
Tonight is the night
Broadway Sister Act
The showâs not âtil later
Letâs merc some brunch
I know a cute French place
Meet me outside Crunch
My core is ripped
That workout was trill
Man I can almost taste those mimosas for real
The menu changes at three
Weâd better start jamminâ
I love to have brunch more than McAdams loves Channing
Dubstep
Two fifty-nine
Made it on a technicality
Eggs benedict
No yolk
Less calories
The plating is cray
I detect sage butter
How you wanna pay Chris?
Go Dutch, motherfucker
Go to Sister Act
Like a pistol whack
Buck wild in the streets
Off a sixer pack
We go to Sister Act
Like we got racks on racks
âCause once you buy âem
You canât give your tickets back
Yo, hold up, hold up
Hey, yo, Chris, weâre gonna have to hit âem with some new ish for 2012, my dude
So why donât you drop it on âem like right now?
Allow me to reintroduce myself
My name is Parns
P to A-arns
Stupid bargains
Up at all the Pottery Barns
Young Sandwich and I came to catch reck
Still waitinâ on a fucking YouTube check
Donât mess with Magnolia âcause the lineâs too long
Plus it bumps with my clip
Now back to the song
Yo, peep the marquee
They some funny ass nuns
We got ninety-nine problems
But this sitch ainât one
Sneak in the flask
Filled with sweet Vermouth
We take more shots in the theater
Than John Wilkes Booth
Flip up binocs
âCause weâre cultural mavens
Like dem and we scream out
Thatâs so Raven
Go to Sister Act
Like a pistol whack
All up in the theater
Like aristocrats
We gonna Sister Act
Like we got racks on racks
âCause once you buy âem
You canât give your tickets back
On these New York streets
I honed my fake rap penmanship
Thatâs how it began
And thatâs how Iâm a finish it
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- Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping
- Spring Break Anthem (Single)
- The Wack Album
- Jack Sparrow (Single)
- Incredibad
- Miscellaneous
- The Creep (Single)
- Turtleneck & Chain
- I Just Had Sex (Single)
- Motherlover (Single)
- Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (Soundtrack)
- Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
- Mona Lisa
- Turtleneck & Chain (Edited Version)
- The Wack Album (Commentary Version)
- Jizz in My Pants
- Turtleneck & Chain (Deluxe Version)
- Spring Break Anthem
- Diaper Money
- Turtleneck & Chain (Explicit Version)