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Ashley I know you're there
pick up quick havent got much time
You're not gonna believe this
its me, its you
I'm the future Ash
The year is year 2044
the world, is a disaster
If this album, Shtick Heads is released
there'll be war
no, no!
the pigeons
the pigeons are coming!
Drew behind you,
Shtick Heads reaches number 1
its the end of humanity and we know it!
giant pigeons
radioactive nuclear pigeons
it was just mean to be a comedy album
ahhhhh!
ahhhh!
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