I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands
And on the weekend in a rock 'n' roll band
One Friday night in my hometown bar
In walked a girl who looked like a movie star
She stared at me and it was turning me on
She said she worked in a beauty salon
I heard a voice inside me say
She ain't pretty, she just looks that way
We made a date to go for a drink
I wore my jeans and she wore a mink
There was this misconception all over town
That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound
She said Take
me
home,
there
wont be no fuss"
I said "Sure you got some change for the bus"
Watching her leave I heard the bartender say
"She aint
pretty,
she
just
looks
that
way
So, I called her up, her father was home
Son,
shes busy she cant
come
to
the
phone
I held my breath then decided to wait
A guy like me doesn't get many dates
I fell in love with a model from hell
It took some time for my hormones to tell
That chasing her has been a grave mistake
She ain't pretty, she just looks that way
Her ego wrote checks incredibly fast
But her personality didn't have the cash
I laughed out loud to my total dismay
She ain't pretty, she just looks that way
She ain't pretty, she just looks that way
She ain't pretty
She ain't pretty
She ain't pretty
She ain't pretty, she just looks that way
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