I'm being hassled by the man
Crush a killer with a thigh bone
You call the cable, make a cozy home
You need a rock 'n' roll singer
You gotta thumb and a finger...
You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
(Check it out!)
I got one!
Yeah! 1973!
Post '76, Ahhhhhhhh!
One time a was a
Crush a killer with a rock
Ten millon years until you talk
Are you a grunter or a moaner
All you can manage is a boner...
You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Well, I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!
Alright... yeah, arh!. arrrrhhh!
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
You got something against me
You're gonna have to try and kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta make me a man
Make me a man
Makin' me a man
Makin' me a man...
I got one of those thumbs...