I saw you the other night and i thought maybe you make me feel alright
Saw you the other night and i thought maybe you make me feel -
I won't be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
Well I won't be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
Now I'm not smart yet but I might be one day
Will you wait and see with me?
And I could be your safe bet
And maybe you could be my safety net
And I could treat you mean if that'll keep you keen
Cause I know some girls are into that
And I won't talk about my feelings
I'll be the manliest man you ever had
Cause my jokes were shitty
And my stories were shitty
I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty
You could sink or swim
But it's looking pretty grim
I think I might just punch myself out instead
Cause my jokes were shitty
And my stories were shitty
I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty
We could sink or swim
But it's looking pretty grim
I think I might just punch myself out again
Ah myself out again
Now I'm sitting on the steps
And I'm feeling pretty shit
Smoking cigarettes to death
But I'm not done yet
And the dumb shit I said
It's running through my head
Like an episode of neighbours
That I'd rather just forget