They finally banned my favorite drugs
What was it they were thinking off?
Taking away the only friends
I knew would be there to the end
Last call for alcohol and cigarettes
I'm going down that long and lonely road
Goodbye to partytime & having fun
At least I know I'm not the only one
I just wanna my life on high
Smoke when I'm hungry
Drink when I'm dry
Not wonder why
They say that I live a hundred years
Stonecold sober and straight
Who really cares?
Last call for alcohol and cigarettes
I'm going down that long and lonely road
Goodbye to partytime & having fun
At least I know I'm not the only one