If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports
Might I add Eat my shorts
Just cuttin' through the treacle
If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Let me get away with moider.
Teach us songs and magic tricks
Might I add no fat chicks
Homer!
The nanny we want
Is kindly and sage
And one who will work
For minimum wage
Hurry, nanny
Things are grim
Grandpa
I'll do it!
Bart and Lisa:
Anyone but him!