Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, spaghetti, rice
French fried potatoes and gulash (Ooh)
Eggs over easy, asparagus spears
Hot dogs and baked beans and sauerkraut
Black-bottomed mushrooms and chicken pot pie
Pink lemonade on the Fourth of July
But there's one thing that we'd
Gladly doff our shells for
So we present our recipe
And wish you well, for
You take
Two thirds cups of flour
A teaspoon full of salt
A quarter pound of butter
Add an egg and blend it out
Two squares of dark chocolate
Walnuts, pot and sugar
A teaspoon of bakin' powder
Thirty minutes in the heat and it's over
Tea biscuits, tomato soup, ham on rye
Hot apple, pineapple sundae (Hoo)
Honeydew, artichoke, hearts of lettuce
Buttered bagels and lox, cream cheese, rhubarb (Hoo)
Peanut butter sandwiches, English muffins
Kumquats, berries, fish, steak and grapefruit
[?] grits, parsnips
[?} marmalade, shishkebab, turtle soup
Well, those brownies oughta be just about ready now
Why don't we go have one? Hmm?
I mean, really