What we need in the world today
Is a guide for the married man
Some simple thing that in every way
Would provide for the harried man
Help him not to worry
Assist him to relax
Help him slow his heart rate
And spare him cardiacs
Such a guide would in many ways
Turn the tide for the married man
Enable husbands to fill their days
As only the married can
Every man would praise it
It's such a splendid plan
Someday soon we shall point with pride
To the guide for the married man
By the side of the married man
'Tis the lady who shares his life
You help the bride of the married man
By removing the husband's strife
Every wife who's truthful
Who treasures married bliss
Must keep her husband youthful
What better way than this?
Each and every device we know
Must be tried for the married man
But who can question the debt he'll owe
To the guide for the married man
List things universal
From Pittsburgh to Japan
Every man can be satisfied
By the guide for the married man
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- Miscellaneous
- Turtles 20 Greatest Hits
- Wooden Head (Deluxe Version)
- All the Singles
- The Complete Original Albums Collection
- Turtle Soup (Deluxe Version)
- Happy Together (Deluxe Version)
- You Baby (Deluxe Version)
- The Battle of the Bands (Deluxe Version)
- 100 Hits: Sixties Pop
- Golden Oldies Juke Box Hits
- Save The Turtles: The Turtles Greatest Hits
- Clásicas Universales
- You Baby / Let Me Be
- Happy Together
- 20 Years of No. 1 Hits: 1956-1975
- The Psychedelic Years 1966-1969
- Kool 96.7 Endless Summer CD
- 101 Number One Hit Records
- Heartbeat: The Official 10th Anniversary