Young girl says to her mom, - How
did
you
know
that
father
was
the
one? - Then mom just rolls her eyes - She says, You'll find that special guy" - but to herself she cannot lie - She says, "Im
praying
for
the
day
I
die
and
they
bury
me - Then boy become a man - He finds that special one who understands - He knows 'twas meant to be - her faults he cannot see & - now he's down on bended knee - I pledge my love eternally, - will you marry me? - Do you take this woman? - I don't! - Do you take this man? - I don't! - For the rest of your awful life - she is your lawful wedded wife - Do you take this woman? - I don't! - Do you take this man? - I don't! - Eternal agony in holy matrimony - The two now joined as one - and from this holy union comes a son - and the cycle begins again, - another fool is on his knee - Where is my alimony? - Hang yourself from the family tree, - Say marry me - Menopause, mid-life crisis, - moments for the rest of your life - 'Til death do you part, - 'til the kids leave home she is your wife - (June?) - Just look at your parents strife - Imagine that for the rest of your life - Do you take this women? - Indubitably I don't - For the rest of - your awful life - she is your lawful - wedded wife!
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- Hollywood Potato Chip
- Look What I Almost Stepped In
- The Quickening
- Oi To The World
- Fear Of A Punk Planet
- Slippery When Ill
- When In Rome Do As The Vandals
- Peace Thru Vandalism (EP)
- Miscellaneous
- Live Fast Diarrhea
- Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes
- The Vandals Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes
- Internet Dating Superstuds
- Internet Dating Super Studs
- Live At the House of Blues
- Live Fast, Diarrea.
- Shingo Japanese Remix Album
- Shingo Japanese Remix
- A Campingflight to Lowlands Paradise 2003
- AMP Sampler, Volume 9