I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night. I'll get her home and out of sight.
That's my girl- the drunkest at the party.
She lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi.
There she goes- she fell down and she's bleeding,
I tried to help, she's kicking and she's screaming
The drunkest girl, that everyone hates- she with me- I'm her date I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
That's my girl, cross-eyed drunk and puking,
She's down again and everybody's looking.
I'll wait till she sobers up, and when she finishin' throwing up I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
CHORUS:
That's my girl (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
Take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's my girl- flirting with your husband
She threw a drink, and screamed she used to f**k him.
I don't mind her getting drunk
but I'm gonna lock her in my trunk,
and take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
CHORUS:
I'll Take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
I'll take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's My Girl
Bridge
She doesn't always act this way, later on she'll be OK
I apologize for all she's done, go ahead and keep her purse
The drunkest girl, that everyone hates- she with me- I'm her date I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
CHORUS X2
- :
- Hollywood Potato Chip
- Look What I Almost Stepped In
- The Quickening
- Oi To The World
- Fear Of A Punk Planet
- Slippery When Ill
- When In Rome Do As The Vandals
- Peace Thru Vandalism (EP)
- Miscellaneous
- Live Fast Diarrhea
- Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes
- The Vandals Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes
- Internet Dating Superstuds
- Internet Dating Super Studs
- Live At the House of Blues
- Live Fast, Diarrea.
- Shingo Japanese Remix Album
- Shingo Japanese Remix
- A Campingflight to Lowlands Paradise 2003
- AMP Sampler, Volume 9