Gina-
Now heaven knows I'm not one to talk out of school
Greta-
But things have gone a little too far
Greta-
What things are those Gina?
Van Horne's been cosy now with not one, dear, but three
Greta-
You don't say!
And not too hard ot guess who they are!
Greta-
Just a bit odd
Downright bizarre
Brenda-
Good morning girls
Brenda...
Greta-
Say have you heard the story of what's come to pass?
Brenda-
Oh I'm not one for gossip
Greta and Gina-
Deep deep inside the old Lenox place
Brenda-
I heard it was actually out on the tennis court...
Greta, Gina and Mabel-
Those wanton tramps have clearly abandoned all sense
Brenda-
Sense? Oh please!
Women-
How long must we endure this disgrace?
Brenda, Greta and Gina-
Dirty laundry ladies- as foul as foul can be
Women-
with such dirty laundry on the line
Felicia-
Have your funs girls while you may
Women-
Can you mean that we're to blame?
Felicia-
Trouble's clearly on its way!
Women-
Hang your heads for shame, for shame...
Felicia-
The tide's washed in
Townspeople-
More's the woe...
Felicia-
A wealth of sin
Townspeople-
Felicia-
We're falling to the depths! The lowest of all lows!
Townspeople-
And what comes next, well heaven only knows.!
Felicia-
Hers, hers and hers and his!
the dirty laundry just goes...
Felicia (sees Jennifer kissing Michael)-
Jennifer!
Jennifer-
Mother!
Felicia-
Inside young lady!!
Michael-
Felicia-
The acorn never falls far from the tree you know!
Jennifer-
But mother, I...
Felicia-
We're taking you to Berkley first thing tomorrow morning. Clye!
The dirty laundry just goes on and on and on and on and
on and on and on and on and...
N, there's no mistaking their design, so spread the news along the vine-
Felicia-
The good of Eastwick's on the line!
Dirty laundry on the line! Dirty laundry on the line!
Dirty laundry on the line! Dirty laundry on the line!
It's on the line!!