My lavatory has been my sanctuary
And it's easy for you to laugh at me
'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby
Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me
And it's me
Always me
And now the time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke
And now it's time to let you know
That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow
Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine
I been stuck in here since 1959
That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby
But it's okay, yeah it's okay
Cos when they come to take me away
I will be clean, I will be clean
And now the time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door is broke
And now it's time to let you know
That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow
Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby
But it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's better
Than 30 years on the back seat of a car
Oh beat me with the pumice stone
Eight to the bar
And now the time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door is broke
And now it's time to let you know
That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow
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- From the Midlands with Love
- Miscellaneous
- Construction For The Modern Idiot (Remastered with...
- Hup (21st Anniversary Edition)
- Love Bites & Bruises - The Wonder Stuff Athology
- The Eight Legged Groove Machine (20th Anniversary Edition)
- Don’t Let Me Down, Gently
- The Wonder Stuff - Live At The BBC
- Live At the BBC
- Live At The BBC (BBC Version)
- Love Bites and Bruises
- Love Bites & Bruises - A Wonder Stuff Compilation
- If The Beatles Had Read Hunter... The Singles
- Greatest Hits and More More More
- The BBC Sessions
- The Eight Legged Groove Machine
- The Eight Legged Groove Machine (Remastered with...
- HUP
- Cursed With Insincerity
- Live In Manchester