Radio country that sodomizing beast
Radio country's been killin' me
They take hurtin' music
Turn it to trash
Then fuck you right up in the ass
They fuck you right up in the ass
And I hate that sound
That slick soulless sound
Put it six feet underground
Put that shit deep in the ground
Ten years from now all the old singers
Will be dead in their graves
Who's gonna carry on
That old time sound?
Not the fuckers you'll hear on
Radio country that sodomizing beast
Radio country's been killin' me
The don't play Hank Williams
Or old Johnny Cash
They fucked ‘em right up in the ass
They fucked ‘em right up in the ass
The bullshit they play
It all sounds the same
‘Cause the singers sing
Whatever they're told
Cocksuckers got no minds of their own
Ten years from now all the old singers
Will be dead in their graves
Who's gonna carry on
That old time sound?
Not the fuckers you'll hear on the radio
(Bonus Track Starts)
Things are bound to get better
Someday you'll be happy
You're gonna find true love
And start up a family
Bullshit! Fuckin' bullshit!
Nothin' ain't never gonna
Get no better no how
You gotta look on the bright side
Take a walk in the sunshine
The Lord is on your side
And people are good
Bullshit! Fuckin' bullshit!
Nothin' ain't never gonna
Get no better nohow
If it's gonna rain
Why don't it fuckin' rain?
If you're gonna leave me darlin'
Go and leave
I'm tired of living on nothing
I'm tired of longing for something
Dead dogs in trash cans man!
That's all I can find
Bullshit! Fuckin' bullshit!
Nothin' ain't never gonna
Get no better nohow
If it's gonna rain
Why don't it fuckin' rain?
If you're gonna leave me darlin'
Go and leave