You guys donât wanna have kids
Do you? Ya I do with all of you
I think weâre gonna make great parents
The weekends are gonna be tough
Splitting up the time but weâre gonna do it
I think I have to get artificially inseminated
I love that itâs called that.
Cause it not like youâre not getting inseminated.
Youâre getting inseminated.
If it was artificial youâd go in for your doctorâs appointment
And they insert one of those sponge creatures inside of you that expands
And nine months later â¦â¦ a velasture rapture
Hey somebody artificially inseminated me.
Who is the wise guy?
But I also love the idea of getting artificially inseminated
And just giving it up for adoption
It turns out I donât want that child after all.
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