How d' you do I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a
Little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out
By the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
Let me
Show you around, maybe
play you a sound.
You look like you're both
Pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We can take in an old
Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Right.
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
(Transylvanians: Pleasure to meet you Dr. Furter)
We don't want to be any worry.
Well you got
Caught with a flat, well
How about that!
Well babies
don't you panic
By the light of the night
It will all seem al right
Ill get you a satanic
Mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
Why don't you
Stay for the night
Night!
Or maybe a bite
I can show you my favourite
Obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my
Tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
Hey, Hey!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
(Sweet Transvestite)
From Transsexual, Transylvania
(Transylvania)
Come up to the Lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not
The symptom!