Iâm the kinda guy that gets around, Whitehorse to Charlottetown
One place that Iâll be found is eatinâ miles with the hammer down
In a Kenworth cab, air-ride throne sixteen days away from home
Road-dust drying out my bones, tandem trailer, suds and foam
Here and there I make a little detour tear another page from a roadhouse brochure
Iâm an all around connoisseur of domestic beer and thatâs for sure
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Canadian, Molson, Catfish, Carling, Kootenay, Kokanee, Steelback, Sterling
Northern, waterloo, Miller, Muskoka, Okanagan, Old, Fifty-five, Niagara
Dominion, Dark, Fort Garry, Wildcat, Pilsner, Granville, Thunder Bay, Labatt
Iâm Eastboand to Montreal and Iâve got a load of kegs to haul!
All across, North to South, I know the breweries on the route
Pilsner, Lager, Ale, and Stout, get these empties sorted out
Flats and cases, bottles, cans, all the labels, all the brands
Thatâs one thing I understand, load âem up and roll âem man
Iâm grinding gears and jamming clutch, pop-a-top and bottems up
All the drinkers had enough now theyâre gonna have too much
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Cameronâs, Creemore, Steeler, Lakeport, Griffin, Gritstone, Lucky, Export
Millstreet, Millstone, Sleemanâs, Old Stock, Black Oak, Blue, Budweiser, Big Rock
True North, Brick, Dry, Rickardâs Red, Chilkoot, Coors, Keiths, and Moosehead
Iâm Eastboand to Montreal and Iâve got a load of kegs to haul!
My rig is painted red and white and its got my name right on the side
Fill the pitcherâs and the pints, keep the taps a-flowing right
Iâm rolling on the Lakehead line and Iâm a-running way behind
Iâve got mounties on my mind if they get on someoneâs case it better not be mine
I know theyâre waiting on me from Newfoundland out to B.C.
So on the road use courtesy and give a beer truck the right of way
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