OSWALDO
Gentleman... Gentleman...
I know, Americans aren't apt to let a little thing like an unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war.
But I strongly suggest we don't restage, The Battle of Baton rouge during a blizzard in Minnie's Haberdashery.
Now Maj. Warren, while I realize passions are high, that was a while ago.
And if you shoot this un-armed old man...
I guarantee I will hang you by the neck until you are dead, once we arrive in Red Rock.
I guarantee that too!
JOHN RUTH
Yeah Warren, that's the problem with old men. You can kick 'em down the stairs and say it's an accident, but ya' can't shoot them.