The beer’s all been bought with my brother’s I.D;
My folks are away, and they’ve left only me:
The whole suburb knows - no need to call up -
It's my place tonight - teenage piss up!
Most of the girls will chuck before eight;
Two Bundy and cokes is all it will take -
There’s sex in the backyard, someone will claim -
Who’s screwing who?
Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend’s been nicked
And take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick;
The girls will start screaming, You two, break it up.
It’s on at my place - teenage piss up!
It's my place tonight!
It's my place tonight!
It's my place
It's all mine! Pass the bong!
It's my place tonight!
The party will break up when I call the cops
Or my parents come home and everything stops;
There’ll be CD’s destroyed - mainly my dad’s;
There’ll be binge drinking, just like on the ads.
Years later we’ll look back and think of the time
When we thought having fun meant all getting blind;
And when we’re away our teenage children play up -
It's my place tonight for a teenage piss up.
It's my place tonight!
Drink beer quickly to be a real hero
It's my place tonight!
It don't taste nice – that's why they make Sub Zero's
It's my place
It's all mine! Pass the bong!
It's my place tonight!
Go and get fucked. You my psychologist?. My reason
for drinkin', is I wanna get pissed