Hi, my name's Shane Dawson,
I'm a famous Youtuber,
with lots of fans and lots of money,
and both of those things make me very happy,
honest!
If you want to be a famous Youtuber like me just follow these steps!
Here we go!
If you wanna be a famous Youtube star,
I've got lots of tips.
If you wanna be a famous Youtube star,
just listen to this.
Go to college for filmmaking.
Take a class on creative writing,
and don't forget your business master's degree!
Haha, just kidding!
'Cause all you need,
is to face tune all you selfies,
(Look like a cartoon)
And act like your 18,
even though your really 33,
(Crow's feet!)
And make lots of money,
selling literally everything!
Because one day,
you'll be nothing...
If you want to be a famous Youtube star,
exploit your relationship.
(babe get over here)
Make sure all you video thumbnails are,
you and the girl your with.
And even if your fighting everyday,
pretend that your love life is going great!
Tag all your pics with #relationshipgoals!
I think we should break up
I'll get a million views,
on our breakup vid!
(I'm so sad)
I wish I had some kids,
so I could force them to do challenges!
(EAT IT!!!)
I wanna health crisis,
so I could vlog the recovery process!
Oh no I'm dying!
Just kidding!
only on the inside...
OOOOWEOO!
Refresh your social media page all day and all night!
OOOOWEOO!