The tree house comes with two monkeys / But we may be able to get those cupcakes thrown in / Just let me know where you want them / And when / Or do you need me to tell you what a bargain this is again / This tree house is a bargain / It’s actually already in your yard and / It’d make a pretty good place to hang with all your friends / I’ll even throw the cupcakes in / Here’s a cupcake / And another / And another / Just one more / This negotiating is exhausting / What more can I do beyond covering this place in frosting / The tree house comes with two monkeys / And yes sir / Those are the cupcakes I’ve just thrown in / Now are you ready to trade your comics and your cookies and your candies and your Cat Stevens CDs and your sister’s new violin / Or do you need me to tell you what a bargain this is again / This tree house is a bargain / It’s actually already in your yard and / It’d make a pretty good place to hang with all your friends / I’ve already thrown the cupcakes in