You know just the other morning I was hanging around inside my house
I had that new book with pictures of Madonna Naked I was checking it out
Just then a friend of mine Came through the door
Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore
And I still don't know why
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
I just wanna live unitll I gotta die
I know I aint perfect but God knows I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright
Now maybee I'm dirty and maybee I smoke a little dope
But it aint like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the Pope
I know I get wild I know I get drunk
But it aint like I gotta lot of bodies in my trunk
My old man used to call me a no good punk
And I still don't why
You know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar
They turned on their lights and said hey kid get ot of the car
I was only joking when I called em a couple of dicks
but still they made me do the stupid human tricks
And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don't why
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- Cheatham Street Warehouse
- Happy New Year, Vol. 1
- Time As We Know It: The Songs of Jerry Jeff Walker
- Agnostic Hymns And Stoner Fables
- The Excitment Plan
- The Excitement Plan
- Miscellaneous
- Near Truths And Hotel Rooms Live
- Compilation
- That Was Me - The Best of Todd Snider 1994-1998
- Songs for the Daily Planet
- East Nashville Skyline
- Todd Snider Live: The Storyteller
- Live: The Storyteller
- Step Right Up
- The Homerun
- The Homerun EP
- The Devil You Know
- Countryfried
- Happy New Year, Volume I