WAFFLE
Oh, great. A robot. Looks pretty strong.
Don't know if I can avoid it for long --
KILL-O-TRON
SURRENDER NOW, HUMAN, YOU HAVEN'T A HOPE,
I CAN FOLLOW YOU ON MY U.V. AND INFRARED SCOPE.
I'VE LOCKED ONTO YOUR GENE CODE, THE WAVELENGTHS OF YOUR BRAIN,
PLEASE, I'VE NO WISH TO CAUSE YOU GRATUITOUS PAIN.
WAFFLE
... What the heck kinda robot are you?
KILL-O-TRON
I'M THE PROTOTYPE OF EVERYTHING MY MASTER HAS CREATED,
AND I THINK HE DID TOO GOOD A JOB ON ME.
I'M THE FIRST ROBOT WITH FEELINGS, I HAVE LOVED AND I HAVE HATED,
BUT WITH QUANTUM HYPERSENSITIVITY.
I WAS MADE FOR ACTS OF EVIL, AND IT BREAKS MY METAL HEART,
KNOWING THAT I MUST OBEY HIS EVERY WHIM.
BUT HE CRAFTED ME MOST CAREFULLY, SCRATCH-MAKING EVERY PART,
LIKE THIS CIRCUIT WHICH MAKES ME A SLAVE OF HIM.
HINT, HINT.
SO I TRULY DO REGRET IT, BUT IT'S TIME THAT I DESTROY YOU,
MAKE YOUR PEACE NOW WITH WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE,
BUT I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ISN'T SOMETHING I ENJOY, YOU
SEEM A DECENT SORT, AND SO FOR YOU I'LL GRIEVE.
WAFFLE
Ha! Got the circuit!
KILL-O-TRON
INDEED. JUST ONE NANOSECOND TOO LATE. SORRY.
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