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If you go out in the woods today, you'd better not go alone -
I wouldn't go out in the woods today, it's safer to stay at home -
For every superhero there was will pound on Loki simply because
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
The Tesseract or Cosmic Cube, it never will be enough,
'Cause Steve's naive but not a rube, and Iron Man's really tough,
The Widow's clever, Hawkeye is brash,
Thor's lived forever, Hulk will just smash --
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
Popcorn time for Avengers,
The mighty Avengers assemble for everyone today,
Watch them fighting aliens,
Defending Manhattan in a most destructive way,
Bashing giant silverfish,
Designed by Giger when he's drunk on Tullamore Dew,
We've never seen such an amazing superhero film before,
Nor will we again till Avengers 2!
So...
If you go out to the movie show, be bolder and do not yield,
Just armor up, and ready your bow, Mjolnir and mighty shield,
And just before you're ready to go, have Natasha stomp on Bruce Banner's toe,
And run like heck to the multiplex,
We all will scream, they brought us the dream,
They're buff, they're ripped, they had a good script,
All thanks to Joss, the movie is boss,
Maria Hill, her jumpsuit she'll fill,
With Samuel L. and Coulson -- oh, well,
It's better than mere mortals could ken,
And look! There's Thanos right at the end,
And when we're done, for shawarma we'll run,
And talk for hours how it was such fun,
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
- :
- In Concert WindyCon 2013
- Sound of Heaven
- Plugged
- Tom Smith and his Digital Acoustic Compilation
- Debasement Tapes
- The Last Hero on Earth: The 24-hour Project, Volume 2...
- Live at Ga-Filk 2001
- The Last Hero on Earth (Prerelease MP3 Pack)
- Laughter Is a Powerful Weapon, Volume 2
- The Last Hero on Earth: A Comic Opera
- Homecoming: Marcon 2005
- iTom 1.0: And So It Begins
- iTom 2.0: Transitions
- iTom 4.0: Smith and Legend
- Who Let Him in Here?
- Domino Death
- The Last Hero On Earth
- Live at LibertyCon 2010
- Live At ConTata 2011
- Live at DucKon 2010