What do you say kid
Don't got all day kid
Ending my shift
Just tell me the gift that you really want this year
Whisper it in my ear
All kinds of toys kid
I want a Shirly Temply Doll
That's not for boys kids
Please Santa
Oh. Live and and live
Since when do I give a crap?
Down you go.
Up on Santa's lap
Little Nancy wants a new toy train
Little Nancy's drivin' me insane
Ain't that a lovely Christmas mob
I hate my job
Up on Santa's lap
Higbee's gotta pay me overtime
For the little freaks who come to climb
On Santa's lap
I like Santa
Ew. He's a wet one. Just get him off of me and get me a towel!
What'll I tell him
Can't wait to smell him
What is he like
I want a new bike
But, how should I ask for it
Could you move up a bit
What is he thinking?
What is he drinking?
(Merry Christmas)
Who knows what he might
Pull out of that bright
Red cap
Up on Santa's lap
He can make your Christmas dreams come true
(Which is something that I rarely do
Ho ho)
On Santa's lap
(Next!)
See the measly brats before us
Stretching miles through the ailes of the store
Please, Santa, don't ignore us now
Who cares if
They're stuck in line
There's no way
I'll stay past nine
Ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho
Finally, after two eons and fifty-nine minutes,
the Parker boys were next in line to climb Mount Olympus.
Up on Santa's lap
Aaaah!
Listen, Santa's got a lot to do
Santa's not about to wait for you
Up on Santa\'s lap
What's your name, little boy?
Hurry up, kid.
It's nearly nine, the store's closing.
What do you want for Christmas?
Come on, kid.
Come on, kid.
My mind had gone blank. I was blowing it.
How about a nice new toy?
No! No! I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot model air rifle!
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Up on Santa's lap
Sorry kids, that's all the time we've got
'Cause you only ever get one shot
On Santas's lap
On Santa's lap
Ho ho ho ho