Tony Norwell
Miscellaneous
I'LL have To Go On A Course
Iâll Have to Go On A Course!
One day I went to B&Q to buy some DIY gear,
And as I arrived at the trolley park â I read on a sign so clear:
âBefore you pick up a trolley, please read the notice carefully
Thatâs by the main door over there â for everyone to see.â
Iâll have to go on a course â to learn to do it, of course!
I wouldnât dream of having a go â until Iâve found out all there is to know!
Iâll have to go on a course!
Iâll have to go on a course to trolley safe round B&Q;
Iâll have to learn to drive safely â in case I bump into you!
Learn all the stopping distances and signals Iâll have now to know â
So everything is safe, now, off on a course I will go!
I bought a woodcutter from Argos - that looked to me quite good â
To save my old arms and shoulders and to cut up some firewood .
But I found the instructions for it were as long as they could be!
To use it quite safely now Iâll have to go on a course to see!
Iâll have to go on a course, to learn how to use it safely;
Iâll have to count all my fingers when I stop for a cup of tea!
Learn how to use it safely and not cut any bits off of me -
So all is safe, now, Iâll go on a course for it eventually!
I went to meet my girlfriend as she finished work for the day
She went to kiss me on the cheek as she is wont to do in her way!
But I told her that as yet I was unskilled in arts such as this -
Iâve not been on a course yet to learn properly how to kiss!â¦
That night as we lay in bed chattering about the day just passed
I was about to nod off when her hands went a-wandering at last â
âEEyup!â I cried; I shouldnât do that â not just yet anywayâ¦
Iâll learn to do it â I promise - Iâll go on a course one dayâ¦
Iâll have to go on a course â to learn to do it, of course!
I wouldnât dream of having a go â until Iâve found out all there is to know
Iâll have to go on a course!