Today I don't feel like doin' anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything.
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan,
Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants,
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't,
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie,
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie,
Cuz in my castle I'm the freakin' man,
Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can.
Today I don't feel like doin' anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything.
Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh...
Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh...
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x,
Meet a real nice girl have some really nice sex,
And she's gonna scream out this is great,
(Oh my god, this is great) yeeeah!
I might mess around and get my college degree,
I bet my old man will be so proud of me,
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait,
Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can.
Today I don't feel like doin' anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything.
No I ain't gonna comb my hair,
Cuz I ain't goin' anywhere,
No no no no no no no no no no...
I'll just strut in my birthday suit,
And let everything hang loose,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaah...
Oh... today I don't feel like doin' anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything.
Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh...
Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh...
Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh.