Let me tell-a all you peeps about a friend I know
He may not be too fast, you know his moves are slow
Nurture him with love and you can watch him grow
I'm talkin' ‘bout my pal, he's El Mustachio
One thing, I know
I got a friend in El Mustachio
Lip-shade, homemade
I get protection from my furry blade
Flavor-saver
He's sharin' snacks whenever I'm in need
Power player
The ladies beg him and he's there - he's El Mustachio
He's El Mustachio
He's El Mustachio
He's El Mustachio
Ohh woah
Let me tell you of the ways of El Mustachio
He's suave and, yes, he's cool, he's my hairy flow
When things are gettin' tough he's always good to go
‘Cause he's the baddest of the rad, my supersonic bro
One thing, I know
I got a friend in El Mustachio
Lip-shade, homemade
I get protection from my furry blade
Flavor-saver
He's sharin' snacks whenever I'm in need
Power player
The ladies beg him and he's there - he's El Mustachio
He's El Mustachio
He's El Mustachio
He's El Mustachio